The Invisible College — August 8, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Market Watch: Undeath Futures Look Bullish

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Market Watch: Undeath Futures Look Bullish

Originally Published: December 1, 2011

Unfortunately for the aspiring necromancer, the Beijing Olympics caused China to ban the export of human bones. This caused the price of human bone matter to skyrocket to record levels. Expect to pay no less than about $800 for a human skull these days, which ounce per ounce puts a human skull at approximately the trading price of silver. Nobody said raising a skeleton army would be cheap.

Dig the Bone Room for some raw material, you filthy warlocks.

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